People sometimes ask me: “So what do you do besides escorting?”
Oh, quite a lot. In my spare time, I save the planet from aliens. I catch falling meteorites with my bare hands. I’m secretly developing a vaccine for immortality — although I keep getting distracted by lunch. I’m also working on a revolutionary technique for communicating with the astral world. So far, the astral world has left me on read. I regularly dig my grandmother’s garden, because apparently saving humanity can wait, but grandma’s potatoes cannot. I’m writing a PhD dissertation on the correlation between penis size and male self-esteem. And the preliminary results are extremely interesting.
I also occasionally practice yoga, meditate, drink tea, stare dramatically out of the window, and wonder, why I opened the refrigerator.
So yes, escorting is technically my job. But in my free time, I’m basically a scientist, astronaut, farmer, paranormal researcher, superhero and exhausted granddaughter.